30 Day napping chalenge….

February 8, 2015

nappingchallenge

A book for the kiddies…..

February 8, 2015

Funbook

allthewayin

“To make a woman enjoy coitus: Foam of a stallion’s mouth. Anoint your phallus with it and lie with the woman.”

Leyden Papyrus. Verso. Col. xiii

The essence of envy….

February 8, 2015

Legs

‘She was the very essence of envy, of selfishness; she had never been known to invite a young and attractive woman to her house; she would as soon have invited a leper…’

Ellen Wood
East Lynne

Rotted sky…

February 8, 2015

Skyr

It’s true, the sky has rotted:
it won’t be long for any of
us.

Charles Bukowski
Decline

And another good read….

February 8, 2015

goodread

fitsmyneeds

Sex…

February 8, 2015

cumming

Sex does not thrive on monotony. Without feeling, inventions, moods, no surprises in bed. Sex must be mixed with tears, laughter, words, promises, scenes, jealousy, envy, all of the spices of fear, foreign travel, new faces, novels, stories, dreams, fantasies, music, dancing, opium, wine.

Anaïs Nin
letter to a “Collector” of erotic fiction
The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Volume 3; 1939-1944.

The Haunted House

February 8, 2015

Ghost

Whilst staying in this old hotel
I had a dark suspicion
So sure the place was ‘haunted’
When I saw an apparition

It scared me half to death
I tell no lies, I wasn’t faking
This thing came out of nowhere
I was absolutely shaking

Forget your clairvoyants, ‘trick or treat’
And all that spiel
I’m telling you this ghost I saw
Was definitely real!

Refused to stay the night
Made a complaint at the reception
They handed me my bill
And after very close inspection

I had to do a ‘double-take’
That thing I saw, that ‘spectre’
it must have been for real
‘cos on my bill was SPIRITS EXTRA!

Della McGowan