And can the dead answer for you once again…?

March 10, 2016

vanished, Gabriel Zambrano

Diary 10th March

I miss all those wonderful unfortunate moments on TV – Beeb viewers, apparently, were left “choking on their morning toast” when they saw forty-five year old Helen Butter, one of the Yorkshire all woman’s rowing team, rowing naked from the waist down on the box.

This broadcast of the ladies “princess parts” occurred last Tuesday morning – but I missed it!

Anyway, all the best to Helen and the team. As far as I’m concerned she can show her “Hairy Mary” whenever and where ever she wants!
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Yesterday afternoon, holed up in the bedroom, curtains tight drawn on all that wind and rain, making love in the half-dark, then eating chocolate washed down with champagne. Later we had candles round the room to provide some flickering illumination…
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In many cultures darkness is seen as another kind of light – a light requiring a new way of seeing…
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Jean Claude Juncker, ex prime minister of Luxembourg, wannabe ambassador of the great tax avoidance scheme, and president of the European commission, appeared to mock David Cameron’s “renegotiation” the other day, saying the Prime Minister was grateful for his aid in resolving his “self-induced problem”.

“Peace is never a sure thing. Anyone who thinks that peace is set in eternity is fundamentally wrong. And there is war again in Europe,” Mr Juncker said, referring to conflict in Ukraine…which the EU has been powerless to do much about.

He warned that the refugee crisis poses a risk to the “highly sensitive” Balkans following the conflicts in Kosovo and Bosnia.

“Europe gains whenever we point out that Europe is a major project for peace. Whoever does not believe in Europe, who doubts Europe, whoever despairs of Europe, should visit the military cemeteries in Europe.”

He warned that the “enormous stupidity” of two world wars could return to Europe.

Mr Junker’s father was a conscript in the Nazi Wehmacht during world war two. I wonder does he think the “enormous stupidity” was Britain’s declaration of war on Hitler’s Germany in 1939 or Hitler’s invasion of Poland…?

Dr Liam Fox, the former defence secretary, commented: The military cemeteries of Europe are testament to the failure of the continent to control extremism in the twentieth century.

“Had Britain not been a free and independent nation, we would have been unable to intervene to protect Europe from the result of its own folly.

“Before we are lectured by the European Commission, we should take a look at the rise of extremism across the continent and ask whether they are helping or hurting.”

Politicians on all sides appear to be clutching at fecking straws…
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And Brussels chiefs (would that be Geronimo and Sitting Bull…?) want a centralised EU asylum force, the European Asylum Support Office, with powers to control the immigration policies of all member states. This plan has been kept secret for months to avoid inflaming opinion in the UK ahead of the EU membership referendum on June 23. But it was finally announced because of the current migration problems…to help dispel the view that EU politicians are totally at odds with each other, and running round like headless chickens.

Actually I believe we’d be better off with headless chickens in control…
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Silence must always be better than bullshit…although, they say bullshit baffles brains?
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D’you have a problem with sneezing in company?

To avoid sneezing stick your forefinger way up your bum…this distracts you, takes your mind of the sneeze, and prevents you spraying all that nastiness over your friends and colleagues!

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