two weeks in bed

November 27, 2016

release

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It’s a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating.

Chelsea Handler
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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