dildo

October 7, 2018

A dildo will never let you down. It’ll never leave you on the edge of that great precipice of pleasure, then roll over and go to sleep. It won’t snore. It’ll never tell you lies about who it was with last night. It’ll always be hard, just for you – a dedicated lover. And it’ll do its duty when required, for as long as required. Most importantly, it’ll never break your heart.

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