The Five Senses Of The Moon

November 17, 2019

1
a sensation of brightness, that made seeing
possible.

2
stony silence.

3
moonflowers, feasting on pallid light.

4
the swelling increased, with tenderness.

5
inhalations of imperceptible quality.

Cath Vidler

take turns doing things

November 17, 2019

I love the idea of being blindfolded and letting random ladies take turns doing things between my spread legs. My husband has no idea I have desires like this.

Anon
True Confessions

involuntary sigh of pleasure

November 17, 2019

So lay back. I’ll wear my black lace gloves to handle you – gently, of course, with the delicacy, the finesse of a light,  precise,  insidious grip whose aim is to make your body tremble with expectation.  To make you groan a long groan like an involuntary sigh of pleasure. Gloved fingers strum the length of you, make you swell even more – teasing the exposed purple head until you feel you are wavering between reality and another dimension.

So, you found hubby was cheating on you –

Well, there are simple solutions to most problems…

squirting

November 17, 2019

Some men believe a girl squirting under their touch is a sign of their own sex appeal and machismo. It seems a shame to pee on their parade, but the truth is, the methodical throb of a vibrator in the right place and in the right hands – even your own hand – achieves more consistent results.

Chloe Thurlow
A Girl’s Adventure

I must have missed the declaration of war on pubic hair.

It must have happened sometime in the last decade because the amount of time, energy, money and emotion both genders spend on abolishing every hair from their genitals is astronomical. The genital hair removal industry, including medical professionals who advertise their speciality services to those seeking the “clean and bare” look, is booming.

But why pick on the lowly pubic hair? A few sociological theories suggest it has to do with cultural trends spawned by bikinis and thongs, certain hairless actors and actresses or a desire to return to childhood or even a misguided attempt at hygiene.

It is a sadly misconceived war. Long ago, surgeons figured out that shaving a body part prior to surgery actually increased, rather than decreased, surgical site infections. No matter what expensive and complex weapons are used – razor blades, electric shavers, tweezers, waxing, depilatories, electrolysis – hair, like crab grass, always grows back and eventually wins. In the meantime, the skin suffers the effects of the scorched battlefield.

Emily Gibson
Pubic hair has a job to do – stop shaving and leave it alone

show him what I’ve got

November 17, 2019

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh
I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh
I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got

Lady Gaga
Poker Face

Cowboy

November 17, 2019

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, Are you a real cowboy? He replied well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy…She said, ‘I’m a lesbian.  I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.  As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women. The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, are you a real cowboy?’ He replied, I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.

Dick

November 17, 2019

Oh Dick, you eroticise what you’re not, secretly hoping that the other person knows what you’re performing and that they’re performing too.

Chris Kraus
I Love Dick

The Devil will find you out –

And you!!

You have been warned.