Fancy a take-out tonight?

January 17, 2019

No new ideas

January 13, 2019

temple

January 6, 2019

My body is like a temple. Well, more like a Catholic church. Full of wine and bread. And guilt –

Peedeel at Christmas

 

Dear God, I’m so glad Christmas is over for another year. I’ve consumed industrial quantities of confectionary, drank euro-lakes of wine and at least one barrel of very fine brandy. I’ve gained weight I didn’t need – don’t know how much, I’m too frightened to go near the scales; and I believe that if I did raise the courage to step on them, the scales would either break or scream, “One person at a time, please!” in a loud shrill voice.

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One for the girls –

January 3, 2019

Oh, if only!!

Death Curses

December 31, 2018

Problem Christmas gifts –

December 25, 2018

Gift Wrap

December 24, 2018

Christmas Eve

December 24, 2018