I’ve spent too much time on Dark Google searching out those illicit and very secret Farmers Markets with their cornucopia of forbidden fruits and crisply virgin vegetables. I am, yes, a lost soul –

A really useful Book

April 6, 2019

Can this be true? Or is it more of that ‘Fake News’ we keep hearing about? Why hasn’t The Donald mention this? Why hasn’t he told the world?

Come on, Gay Aliens found in the wreck of a UFO! This story is a biggy, people. Why hasn’t The Donald tweeted about it, his silence is baffling?

 

The Old Gods & Brexit

March 23, 2019

You Brits are worried about Brexit? Waste of time, believe me. In 2020 the old Gods will finally return, refreshed after their long, long slumber and they’ll lay waste to human civilization. They’re going to burn arse, people –

So get over yourselves –

You heard it here first, boys & girls.

Type study

March 9, 2019

Upset

March 3, 2019

Saturday Morning

February 23, 2019