April 30, 2016


Fairies don’t care about earth friendly shampoos. They’ll literally blight your fucking land & crops if you so much as look at them funny!

Fairies don’t care if you’re vegan, if you vote for the Green party or if you spread “light and love” all around you, either.

Be warned.

They’ll happily mess with your life, steal one of your kids leaving a Halfling as replacement, and kill of all your livestock (especially cows) if you piss them off.

Don’t PISS OFF the fairies!