All You Need Is Love…?

February 26, 2020

Yeah, the Beatles had it right. All You Need Is Love. But, hell, a big bar of chocolate, and a bell-ringing orgasm is okay too!


March 3, 2019

9th July

Light mist this morning. It clings to the eaves of neighbouring houses. Fingers of mist reach over the moor, lying heavy in the many dips and depressions, and along the curving route of the river. A close, muggy night –


In her eyes is the colour of the sea – but also its storms when she becomes emotional. Sweet Carnella, with her vampire kisses and razor-sharp fingernails. She is always so damn randy. Once she said she wished she could find a surgeon who’d remove a couple of her ribs – so she could eat her own pussy out!

She’d been drinking at the time. So perhaps it was a joke? Her’s was and is still a wicked sense of humour, like the time she left a large bar of milk chocolate on Ruth’s V-area.

That night Ruth was staying round Carnella’s following a party. She fell asleep, half-undressed on her bed, and Carnella slightly intoxicated placed the bar of chocolate inside Ruth’s knickers. Overnight it melted, of course. Come morning poor Ruth had chocolate pubes and pussy lips…She wasn’t amused, I recall –



May 30, 2016

surely not

see things much too far…

January 19, 2016


She always had that about her, that look of otherness, of eyes that see things much too far, and of thoughts that wander off the edge of the world.

Joanne Harris

A very basic truth

December 9, 2015


Masturbation feels the way chocolate tastes…

A nice choc ice…

May 2, 2015

Unusual shape for an iced confection…!?!