Witchcraft & cock torture

October 27, 2019

Sheeba, a 31-year-old energy healer from Portland, Oregon…recommends cinnamon oil, which creates a burning sensation and holds an association with the goddesses Venus and Aphrodite. In her own BDSM scenes, Sheeba often uses thieves oil, a blend of clove, lemon, rosemary, cinnamon, and eucalyptus, as part of CBT, a.k.a. cock and ball torture.

“We used thieves oil on the top of [one of my sex partners’] penis and around the head. I have this really mean clip that fits all the way around the tip of his penis,” Sheeba says. “Some of where his extreme pleasure comes from was from that extra sensitivity from the oils and that constriction.”

Sophie Saint Thomas
Kitchen Witches Are Brewing Lube for the Bedroom

she taught me

She taught me to yodel
Yodel-oh-ee-dee
Diddly-odel-oh-ee-dee
Diddly-odel-oh-ee-dee

She taught me to yodel
Yodel-oh-ee-dee-ay-dee
Yodel-oh-ee-dee
Yodel-oh-dee…

With a big head’s up to Frank Ifield and the writers: Paul Roberts, Tom Emerson, and Esther van Sciver.

Kinky Sex Orgy

February 14, 2016

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Last Valentine’s day, me and mine, visited a certain large house on the outskirts of Antwerp to take part in sado-masochistic sex games. Outside the house was parked a veritable fleet of Porsches, Mercs, BMWs and Aston Martins. Inside thirty or so people in elaborate costumes with long flowing capes and face masks…in attendance, ultimately, for this group fuckfest, in celebration of the Saint most associated with love.

In the main ‘party’ room non-stop porn streamed onto huge wallmounted screens, music playing in the background; many of the guests were fingering their iPhones nervously – perhaps to invite more bodies to this blizzard of sucking and fucking, whipping and bondage? Or perhaps, more simply, searching for escape?

There were party drugs on offer, “G” and “Tina” but we did not partake (never do). Also dishes of Viagra for those who felt the need.

We joined this fleshly bacchanal with our usual enthusiasm, engaged in (safe) sex that doesn’t conform to traditional or conservative norms – with each other and with strangers. It was Valentine’s day, but there was little sign of love in the more traditional, cutesy way of Hallmark cards and amateur sonnets…No, what took place was rougher, more basic, more animal. We witnessed, for example, some hardcore S & M, saw a plump young woman, nude but for her silver mask, birched until she cried out her safe word after twelve cutting strokes on the buttocks.

Another woman, all dimples and pointy tits, four foot nothing tall, sucked dick on a small, floodlit stage. She took on all comers, or so it seemed…

Someone’s granny, in black fishnets and wearing a white and gold full face mask, practiced her cock and ball torture skills on a six foot tall, blond, muscular hunk…

At one point I found myself in the arms of a woman wearing a gold & black checked eye Mask who ground her teeth as she came and called me a bastard over and over in guttural German…

But, eventually, as with all good things the party ended – not with a bang, but with an exhausted whimper! At half-past four in the morning we wished a fond adieu to our hosts, and stepped into a wet, misty morning. Our heads were still filled with images from the orgy, a sort of fleshy afterburn, as we made our tired way back to the hotel. Our flights home were later that same day…

More Saturday Silliness

December 19, 2015

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