I NEVER MET DONALD TRUMP BUT I SURE HAVE BEEN GRABBED BY THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT & I really don’t even want his name in my book & I almost didn’t tell this story but sometimes it’s important to name names & the luxury of fame is that it doesn’t matter what a nobody says if you have enough money you can buy any kind of truth you want when you’re a star they let you do it & actually when you’re a man in general the one who did that to me wasn’t anyone famous it was a homeless man on the La Brea bus I was 15 & had on a white T-shirt & a denim skirt I was with my mother & she tried to protect me but he chased me from the front of the bus to the back & the driver who happened to be really tall & muscular with his uniform sleeves rolled up past his biceps & sunglasses on with a strap he had to stop the bus at Rodeo by the old movie theatre & push the homeless guy down the exit stairs & even on the street he still kept banging on the flimsy doors & sticking out his tongue & shouting

Khadijah Queen
from: I’m so fine: a list of famous men and what I had on