It’s almost cute

December 22, 2019

It lays on his abdomen, angled slightly to the left. It’s almost cute – kind of like Snuffleupagus. Well, not really. It’s huge, but not hairy, and also not nearly as daunting as when it’s hard. It is magical, though. I stifle a giggle because, goddamn it, I’ve never seen a snuffie up close. The head is tucked up inside the soft skin, an eye peering out from the turtleneck.

Helena Hunting
Pucked

The eternal question…

December 21, 2017

Why do men have a hole in their penis?

To get oxygen to their brain, of course…

Good read for a cold Sunday

December 3, 2017

The Crying Cock

July 16, 2017

Many questions plague
My curious mind,
Which often strays
Along sex and gender lines.

Why must a man be tough?
Why must a man be powerful?
Why must a man be impermeable to pain?

I suspect an unhealthy link
Exists between a man’s brain and head-
Simultaneously connecting
Identity, ego, and weakness.

I’m just going to flat out say it…

A man’s penis is fragile.
A man’s penis is weak.
A man’s penis is sensitive.

With a malicious flick of a finger,
A man can be brought to his knees.
With a hastily misplaced thrust,
His manhood can be snapped like a twig…

Long before a vagina,
Practically designed to take a beating, will.
Which begs the question…
Which is the weaker sex?

Indie Rod

Sinful Sunday…

September 25, 2016

religon

normal size…

May 21, 2016

men7

“At least you are back to being normal size.” She gave a strangled laugh. “If the size of a cucumber on steroids is normal that is.”

Charlene Hartnady
His First

thing hanging down…

May 21, 2016

penis-potato

So beautiful of course compared with what a man looks like with his two bags full and his other thing hanging down out of him or sticking up at you like a hatrack no wonder they hide it with a cabbageleaf

James Joyce
Ulysses

when it’s hard…

May 14, 2016

man3

It lays on his abdomen, angled slightly to the left. It’s almost cute-kind of like Snuffleupagus. Well, not really. It’s huge, but not hairy, and also not nearly as daunting as when it’s hard. It is magical, though. I stifle a giggle because, goddamn it, I’ve never seen a snuffie up close. The head is tucked up inside the soft skin, an eye peering out from the turtleneck.

Helena Hunting
Pucked

The Beautiful Poem

May 14, 2016

man

I go to bed in Los Angeles thinking
about you.

Pissing a few moments ago
I looked down at my penis
affectionately.

Knowing it has been inside
you twice today makes me
feel beautiful.

Richard Brautigan
The Pill vs. the Springhill Mine Disaster

A WAKE OF SORTS

March 20, 2016

grabit

It’s time to say goodbye to my penis
Ciao bambino!
Shalom shlong!
We’ve been through
a lot together
so it’s hard, you know,
but enough is enough.
Enough inexplicable excitations. Remember
Arlene Applebaum?
Enough of not being able to stand up because
it is.
Enough worrying if it will.
Enough itching
when scratching
is out of the question.
Enough of it being the measure
of your man,
the shortener of your attention span,
the lengths to which
you go.
Enough of it filling a void
which can never be filled.
Enough of it being turned down
because it’s 3AM, she says, and
we just did it yesterday and you were nasty
to me last week when we had dinner with the Mirskys.
Enough of it refusing to do
what it once could do
or at least what you’d like to think it once could do.
And enough of it proving that just like
your father’s,
it can make babies that grow
to break your heart.

Marvin Waldman