female desire mustn’t be seen…

The on-screen depiction of oral sex performed on women has consistently earned movies an NC-17 rating – Blue Valentine, Boys Don’t Cry, and Charlie Countryman are a few that come to mind. The same standard has certainly not been applied to on-screen blow jobs. I often think of 2013s Lovelace, a biopic about the star of the 1972 porn film Deep Throat. This was an entire movie dedicated to fellatio, and to extreme sexual violence, and even that was given a mild R. Sure, let the kids watch a porn star get repeatedly raped, but female desire? No, no, no.

Amanda Montell – Wordslut: A Feminist Guide to Taking Back the English Language

circle around her clitoris

A great way to get a sense of what she likes is to start tracing your tongue in a wide circle around her clitoris, without touching it. Slowly work your way closer to the clit, then eventually do circles on top of the clit. See what she responds to, or ask her where she likes it best.

Vanessa Marin – How To Go Down On A Girl For The First Time, In 7 Sexy Steps

Soft kisses at first…

I suggest that you turn your mouth, or your whole body, sideways to meet it where it is – and make out with it. Soft kisses at first, all over. Then, bring the tongue in, lightly at first – keeping your lips glued to hers, literally just like you were kissing her real mouth. Let the tongue go deeper, suck the clit, its shaft and hood (the whole central area of the pussy) in and out of your mouth. Sink your tongue inside her vagina. Have fun.

Alisa Bowman – How To Go Down On A Woman

being eaten out from behind…

Let her sit on your face. There is more than one position to lick pussy. My favourite is being eaten out from behind. He licks and sucks me in starfish is the only way. I also like to sit on his face, either upright or on all fours. Other positions that would be fun include sitting in a chair, lying with pelvis up as knees are bent like a pussy offering, girl with shoulders on floor and pussy up against the bed, ooh, and girl standing up!

Bianca Bui – 10 Tips On How To Lick A Girl

I want that pussy dirty and ripe

“Oh, is my baby’s little pussy finally getting wet?” He put his hand on her knee.

She tried to cross her legs. “Yes, and it’s a lot. It feels very messy.”

He could smell her now. Bending over and presenting her ass had done something for her. So had dirty talk. Yeah, he could talk dirty. “Messy is good. I want that pussy dirty and ripe when I start to eat it.”

Lexi Blake – A Dom is Forever

The last Sinday of the year…

Yes, boys & girls, today is the last Sinday 0f 2023. I would suggest you make it as memorable as possible – perhaps by starting your ablutions as Namio Harukawa illustrates (above)? Yes, girls, give the boy in your life a good taste of what you have on offer!

Priests are said in Scripture to devour the sins of the people; and they find sins so hard to digest that they must have the best wine to wash them down.

Erasmus – The Adages of Erasmus

I want you to sit on my face so I can eat your pussy until you come in my mouth, until the only thing you’re able to think about is how good my tongue feels when it’s sucking on your dripping wet clit. And the next time you get a break, you should invite me into your office so I can bend you over the desk and let your pussy feel just how hard my cock gets whenever I’m thinking about you.

Whitney G. – Two Weeks Notice

Because she’s worth it…!

Seasonal Treats for the woman in your life…

falling into bed with my legs scissored around her….

I was 22 the first time I ate pussy. 

It kind of came out of nowhere (pun unintended). I was under the influence of about seven or eight Smirnoffs (the budget-conscious uni student’s choice drink) at the time. 

One moment I was chatting to a girl from class – let’s call her Jill – leaning against the door frame of a stranger’s bedroom (university parties had a way of ending up at random people’s houses; to this day I don’t know whose doorstep it was I vomited on at The Great House Party Of ’04, but if you know who I am, I’m sincerely sorry for your pot plant); the next, I was falling into bed with my legs scissored around her, sans underpants. 

How we got there will forever remain in the black hole of booze-destroyed brain cells, but I do have a foggy memory of looking at her lips as she spoke, standing in the doorway, wondering what they’d be like to kiss. 

[…] 

That night I learnt many things: that my fine motor skills (read: bra unhooking) are surprisingly unaffected by booze; that sex can in fact be hilarious and erotic all at once (in our drunken, fumbled attempts to remove various items of attire we accidentally kicked one another in the head on several occasions to great comical amusement) and that sex with a woman has many perks, including – but not limited to – not having to manoeuvre around a penis, and the ever-present threat of being poked in the eye (it happens). But most profoundly, I discovered that oral sex with a woman isn’t the messy, odorous experience I’d been led to believe it would be, and subsequently forbidden all previous partners from practicing on me. 

Thanks to insensitive comments made by my male douchebag friends that “girls pussies smell like old fish” and “if she’s hairy down there, giving head is gross”, I’d braced myself for the worst as I wiggled my head between her legs and twisted her underpants to the side. Instead, my tongue tasted warm skin and sweet musk, as I ventured into her soft folds of flesh. 

Feeling her body writhe in pleasure as she gently ran her fingers through my hair, buried between her thighs, felt soft and nurturing – a world far removed from the expletive shrieking girl-on-girl scenes I’d seen in porn. In the safety of Jill’s warm embrace, I felt all my sexual hangups melt away. 

Nadia Bokody – Going down on a girl for the first time 

cum in his mouth on Sunday morning…

All I could do was scream “Yippee ki-yay!” and cum in his mouth a fourth and final time… 

Wonderful, tingling orgasms

Cunnilingus feels like paradise! A warm wet slippery tongue is a perfect way to please a lady, and a certain method to give her the most wonderful orgasms possible. I have lost count on the numbers of wonderful, tingling orgasms I have enjoyed. Those men who didn’t know what to do, I showed them! Once their tongue finds your clit, you are in heaven… 

Sharon Carson – Pleasure Principle